Sex&Violence

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via crazykeara)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via cheekyriot)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via virginity)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via br-wneyedblues)

benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

(via br-wneyedblues)

megustamemes:

One is not like the other.

(via br-wneyedblues)