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ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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spring: black clothes
summer: black clothes
autumn: black clothes
winter: black clothes


Not sure if hungry or just bored

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"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."


Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )


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"Have you ever just lied down in bed? Feeling really sad. And it’s that point where you have stopped crying, but only because there are no tears left. You just lay there, miserable. And all you know is that there’s this misery filling up inside you."

- The Love Whisperer (via psych-facts)

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If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

you’ve never met a british boy have you

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

thaats more like it.

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