ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
Not sure if hungry or just bored
(Source: sorry, via trust)
"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )
"Have you ever just lied down in bed? Feeling really sad. And it’s that point where you have stopped crying, but only because there are no tears left. You just lay there, miserable. And all you know is that there’s this misery filling up inside you."
- The Love Whisperer (via psych-facts)
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
(Source: molebucks, via lifeisanasshole)
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.